5G comes to us from the power of science, engineering, and human achievement. What does 5G radiation cause? 4K YouTube videos mostly.Īnd just to be clear, the two are not related. So what does cause Covid-19? That’s SARS-CoV-2. So much so that UK political leaders, the NHS, and telecoms like O2 have all had to publicly address the idea that 5G will give you Covid. The UK has had a rash of people setting 5G cellular towns on fire. If not for the hologram being the Margate Lighthouse and the covid icon being the Rotunda at the Tate Britain, we’d really be in trouble.Īs fears of 5G have spread so too have reactions to them. Because we’re an audio medium I’ll just put up screen captures of two design elements that are from Covid-Devil… As English twitter account owner Jewel will explain. Of course, just because radio waves can’t poof virus’ into you, doesn’t mean that the government can’t use radio waves to poof virus’ into you. Where did this theory come from and is it true? Well I’m not doing that search but Sadly, if you want citations for those claims your gonna have to go fuck yourself. Still not convinced, well here’s Tiffani Cyr with a for real truth bomb: Or as Keri Hilson (is this a famous person? Who knows, I’m not clicking on them) tweets: So turn that off too and enjoy your new Apple iBrick I guess. Proponents of this also think all the other G’s give you cancer or the gay, even LTE will cause chronic health problems.
The latter is what we’ll focus on because… radiation doesn’t spontaneously create complex viral diseases… because that’s real dumb. Spoiler alert: it’s because Qanon is all conspiracy theories. One where the radio waves 5G gives off spontaneously-generate the Sars-Cov-2 virus in your body a la a Star Trek replicator (but also not at all like that), and another where Covid-19 is a hoax and those feeling its effects are actually succumbing to radiation poisoning from 5G towers and base stations capable of broadcasting it.Įither way, it’s about population control man… like… because of Monsanto-who also figures into this conspiracy theory… somehow. So to break this conspiracy theory down we’re going to have to establish two branches. And in case you’re tempted to remind me that ignorance is curable and these people aren’t “stupid” or “dangerously gullable” for holding outlandishly impossible beliefes, I’ll preimptively remind you that this isn’t Be Reasonable.
More on that infectious venn diagram later. Like, overlapping with Flat Earthers and Anti-vaxxers stupid. How stupid is thinking 5G can give you Covid? Real stupid. Of course there are plenty of 3, 4, and 5G conspiracies that don’t involve impossibly stupid… also normal impossible… contagion-generation radio waves. Indeed 5G conspiracies abound because the internet has given the stupid a voice and the credulous something to do in lockdown. People who don’t understand how radio waves work have been flipping out about all the G’s since telecoms started using that branding. Yes, those words in that order.īecause solving a problem is adding value-even if the problem is made up and the solutions don’t matter. Namely that 5G wireless signals can infect you with Covid-19. This week’s story is a bit of an odd duck.įirst I have to introduce an entire world of nonsense. I’m Shea, and this week I learned that crabs and lobsters are the same thing, one is just folded hamburger style while the other is folded hot dog style. I’m your host this week, Aaron, and with me is Shea: Welcome to Interesting If True, the podcast that harnesses the power of the atom to blast the sweet sound of our sultry voices into your ear-holes!